Furthermore…

Sign in front of church:

HELL.  YOU CAN GET THERE FROM HERE

Pastor to distraught boy:

“Jimmy, you agreement was to take your sister to the dance, and there’s no way I can have it annulled!”

Secretary to Pastor over intercom:

“There’s a salesman here for odorless, invisible incense.  He says it’s more spiritual!”

Kid to Mom, as priest gets ready to preach:

“Here comes the commercial.  Can I talk now?!”

Bumper Sticker:

ATHEISTS DON’T HAVE A PRAYER

Kid announcing his science project:

“I weighed ten of my friends before and after they went to confession to see whether they shed any weight from  removal of sins or gained any from adding of grace!”

Kind answering question:

“Who is St. Bernard? Would he be the patron saint of dogs?”

Kid to Dad in church pew:

“When do they bring out the missles?”

Older kid to younger as they look at Church art scene:

“The ones with halos are saints and the ones with wings are angels!”

Secular professor in Catholic University:

“Yesterday we discussed the Seven Capitalism Sins.  Today we will look at the Marx of the Church.”