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william — Fri, 20 Nov 2009 00:13:20 +0000

Lady pushing baby in stroller studies CUSTOM CATHOLIC CRADLES store with sign in window:

“All work done by cradle Catholics”

william — Thu, 19 Nov 2009 12:57:21 +0000

Cop arguing with motorist he has pulled over:

“I know a lot of people are displaying a fish on their bumpers, but they don’t use a smelly, real fish like you!”

william — Mon, 16 Nov 2009 16:19:17 +0000

One kid to other:

“Our church prays for the souls in Purgatory. We even pray for the heels!”

william — Mon, 16 Nov 2009 01:18:33 +0000

Romantic butcher to his wife:

“God made the first woman for Adam from one of his ribs, and you will always be my best Prime Rib!”

william — Fri, 13 Nov 2009 01:48:44 +0000

Announcer broadcasting on radio station* that features traditional Christian music:

“The only rock we play is ‘Rock of Ages’!”

*WSEB, Englewood, Florida.

william — Tue, 10 Nov 2009 19:07:43 +0000

One missionary to other as native people enter under BRING A COVERED DISH banner:

“I think we’re in trouble - they’re all bringing empty covered dishes!”

william — Sun, 08 Nov 2009 19:02:16 +0000

Assistant to pastor:

“I think we need to take that statue out of the vestuble — people keep asking it questions thinking it’s an usher!”

william — Wed, 04 Nov 2009 21:46:41 +0000

One seminary official to another:

“The three most important solutions to the priest shortage are Vocations, Vocations, Vocations!”

william — Mon, 02 Nov 2009 16:35:40 +0000

Mom to Dad about kid standing by expectantly:

“He wants to get home schooled — with the nudist kids down the street!”

william — Sat, 31 Oct 2009 11:15:27 +0000

Healthcare burocrat to person in wheelchair:

“You don’t look sick to me!”