Furthermore…

Lady pushing baby in stroller studies CUSTOM CATHOLIC CRADLES store with sign in window:

“All work done by cradle Catholics”

Cop arguing with motorist he has pulled over:

“I know a lot of people are displaying a fish on their bumpers, but they don’t use a smelly, real fish like you!”

One kid to other:

“Our church prays for the souls in Purgatory.  We even pray for the heels!”

Romantic butcher to his wife:

“God made the first woman for Adam from one of his ribs, and you will always be my best Prime Rib!”

Announcer broadcasting on radio station* that features traditional Christian music:

“The only rock we play is ‘Rock of Ages’!”

*WSEB, Englewood, Florida.

One missionary to other as native people enter under  BRING A COVERED DISH banner:

“I think we’re in trouble -  they’re all bringing empty covered dishes!”

Assistant to pastor:

“I think we need to take that statue out of the vestuble — people keep asking it questions thinking it’s an usher!”

One seminary official to another:

“The three most important solutions to the priest shortage are Vocations, Vocations, Vocations!”

Mom to Dad about kid standing by expectantly:

“He wants to get home schooled  — with the nudist kids down the street!”

Healthcare burocrat to person in wheelchair:

“You don’t look sick to me!”