Old Joke
Two nuns were told to go across town by automobile. The senior sister, a nun of many years, was in charge, while the other sister was the youngest in the convent.
“Traffic is heavy this time of day,” said the old nun, looking a bit worried. “I’ll drive and you pray that the Lord sees us there safely.”
The young nun, a bit apprehensive about the sharpness of eyesight and quickness of reaction of her senior sister, but not wanting to call them into question, said, “Oh no, Sister. You pray so much better than I do! I’ll drive, and you pray!”
