Furthermore…

One bystander to other, as parade of shabbily dressed people passes by:

“No, they’re not from the homeless shelter – that’s just the Sunday crowd coming out of the Catholic church!”

My boyfriend made me.
My husband made me.
My doctor made me.
The social worker made me.
All my friends made me.
My fear and confusion made me.
Economic pressures made me.
Finishing my schooling made me.

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Designer of new church to Building Committee:

” …and eliminating the kneelers, there’ll be no more worries about ‘Catholic knees’!”