MAGAZINE FOR THE CHECKOUT LANE TO HELL
Scene: MagaMagazine Corporate Headquarters. News has just broken that indicates the “God People” have been right all along. The Big Kahuna is afraid they will lose millions in sales from people ready to radically rethink what is important in life. He speaks:
“We gotta rush out a magazine for them readers that will probably go to Hell from what we told them. Sonya here has a few article title ideas
