WHAT WOMEN CONFESS
Posted by william on Feb 4th, 2008
When I stand in confession line I get to wondering what sins do women confess. It would probably go against the Seal of Confession to ask the priests, so I’ll just conjure up a few speculative possiblilities.
“I didn’t wash and replace my lace doilies this month.
“I saw a man whom I thought was looking at me lustfully and wished he would do something about it.
“I spent quite a bit of time thinking of some good things he could do.
“I saw a man looking lustfully at Molly Bloom and wished it was me instead.”
