Archive for November 29th, 2007

TURNABOUT IS FAIR PLAY

The School Sisters of Notre Dame nuns in my grammar school had the most luminous stories. One told the story of a busy little  paper boy and how he prayed.

 He never had much time, but every time he passed the church he popped in and said “Jesus, it’s Jimmy.”

When he died he saw the Lord, Who said “Jimmy, it’s Jesus!”

artless cartoon

One Preschool kid to another:

“How do priests get so smart? Just like us - they go to priest school - only longer!”